Vice President Vader Goes in for a Tune-Up

Today it was announced that Vice President Dick “Dead-Eye” Cheney will be going in for a tune-up on his mechanical heart. This rotten bastard needs to see if they have a new prototype with an “emotion chip”!

I wonder if Washington DC was ever hit with an EMP burst, would it short out Dick Vader’s heart? Hmmm……just a thought!

And for those who doubt Cheney is Darth Vader incarnate, I present the following photographic evidence:

Dick’s Secret Identity

Any questions….?

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