Today it was announced that Vice President Dick “Dead-Eye” Cheney will be going in for a tune-up on his mechanical heart. This rotten bastard needs to see if they have a new prototype with an “emotion chip”!
I wonder if Washington DC was ever hit with an EMP burst, would it short out Dick Vader’s heart? Hmmm……just a thought!
And for those who doubt Cheney is Darth Vader incarnate, I present the following photographic evidence: